(1) A field-medicine device developed by an army nurse during Operation Iraqi Freedom to elevate a swollen scrotum above thigh level in order to allow drainage and aeration; (2) army -slang for an idiot,a tool.
(1) That guy's balls are the size of watermelons, better send him to Captain Jen for a ball bridge; (2) Look at that guy trying to make his moves on Captain Jen, what a ball-bridge.
A world reknown semi-sport similar in form and foundation to Disc Golf. Always played with a small round ball with peculiar dimples, Ball Golf is the burgeosie sport of choice for all polo-sporting men who cannot play tennis, squash, racket-ball or another form of activity that requires they tote their own bag. Invented by imperialist nations as a way to waste time in thier colonies while oppressing brown people, Ball Golf requires a "course" often a country club or grassy area marked "whites only." To play, one needs balls, bowling shoes, and a straw hat. No one knows why.
person 1 "Would you like to play a game of Ball Golf?"
person 2 "yes! ill get my bag"
person 3" I'll bring the Coors!"
Ball shock describes the feeling you get when you are wading into cold water and the water reaches your scrotum, giving you that sudden awareness of how motherfucking cold the water really is as your sack shrivels up.
Fuck, that is some serious ballshock. (while wading into the ocean)