The Walking Head

The act of drugging a stranger so that they are in a zombie-like state, you then proceed to insert your genitalia into their mouth.

(Top tip: make sure they don't bite)

James, eat this cookie, I promise it isn't drugged. I don't want to try the walking head

by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017

Head Beer

When someone is so delusional of reality it makes you need a beer.

The produce lady thinks we don’t like her because the fruit is rotten. In reality, it’s because she slept with Lola’s man. She’s such a head beer.

by Lipton4 August 9, 2021

Caravan Head

An overweight gentleman who drinks too much and has the arse of a Transit Van and the head the size of a Caravan.

Caravan Head says: "do you mind if i sit in the front row?"

Normal headed guy says: "yes because i wont be able to see"

by PLUH765 August 25, 2010

asphyxiated turtle head

pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.

"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"

by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010

Buckle headed

Somebody who looks like they need a helmet and loves to manipulate (a.k.a military, or JROTC in high school)… or someone whose head looks like they have the IQ of a belt buckle.

“What did your buckled headed husband say you can’t do?” “He’s cute but his tinder profile has him posing with a fish all buckle headed”

by Anywomanever August 22, 2023

peach head

Someone who is typically losing their hair; when they cut they're hair short it feels like a peach! Balding hair feels very light and fuzzy which feels like a peach.

Thats my peach head I love him so much.

by BlakeyBoo December 31, 2016

teeth head

Self explanatory

My mom wouldnt let me go to the park because she is a teeth head

by Slue Cropsy September 29, 2003