Onning

When you are turning something on. If there’s a word to turn something off (offing) why can’t there be one for the opposite.

I was onning the light.

by WafflerIsUrbanDictionarying May 9, 2023

one-legged Meg

A female who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes her mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The male counterpart is known as one-legged Greg

Meg:" Fuck! My hamstring locked up, oh dear Sally , please help me!"
Sally:"On it, one-legged Meg!"

by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023

One Horse Pony

A xenophobic, racist, misogynistic cancer word for people of non white color.

"Your a One Horse Pony"
-Joe Biden

by Big Nasty 2665 December 23, 2020

When I'm the one getting raped in prison

I don't need to go to prison and get raped just because YOU got raped, you piece of shit. And I don't have to spend the rest of my life in a echo chamber just so you can feel like your kids are safe or you can feel like I'm not better than you.

Hym "When I'm the one getting raped in prison it will be because and one because you never gave a shit about the law in the first place. You want your kids to dictate the lives of everyone around you and YOU ARE STALKING AND HARASSING ME INDEFINITELY AND I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR KIDS FOR YOU DOING THAT YOU FUCK. I don't have to tolerate it and I've already tolerated it more than THE LAST GUY DID, didn't I? The last guy you did it to just shot up the school or something, didn't he? It wouldn't take you this long to learn your lesson if you weren't fucking retarded but, hey, maybe one more will do the trick, right? Oh what's that? The thing I said but about me?"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2025

The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'

Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.

by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022

one of them queers

An old saying old people use it describe LGBTQ+ people

I came out to my grandpa today. He said

“You’re one of them queers, aren’t ya?”

by Cr4ig.._ March 4, 2023

One-Direction

The modern example that humanity, for the first time has devolved. I think some people would like rather lose their hearing than listen to their shit music.

I hope you have to listen to One-Direction!
(Insult)

by LingLongDingDong October 30, 2020