one eyed egyptian

When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad

I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB

by #BA DDTB May 21, 2017

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That ONE Ugly Friend

They ugly guy in the group who thinks he gets bare girls when he doesn't really. Then brags about it 24/7 about being called 'bae' and their whole conversation. Its one of those guys who just pisses you off and you just want to say it straight to their face but don't want to hurt any of their ugly feeling. :

Ugly: Yo, mans chatting bare gyal nowadays, mans gonna be on it and that! She called me 'bae'.

Friend: *thinking in his head* Mate, stfu about getting bare girls. You act like girls have never said BAE to you and you get all happy. Like, chill. Doesn't mean your together. Your ugly anyway, they probably going through you to get to your good looking friends so chill. Its always that one ugly friend

by Whargwarm September 6, 2016

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The one

The person who you know.
The person that you fall in love with.
Who you are the whole-hearted to.
The funny one.
The smart one.
The one that could always cheer you up.

Friend 1: *stares into the distance*

Friend 2: Man, she's the one.
Friend 3: Lay off boy! She's MINE.

by VictorIsAwesome January 11, 2019

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Charis + one RUEL

RUEL are you mine is this a sign

There’s so many beautiful options down under

I’ve been searching for my wifey ridden 3
Agape forever lover

Pick me up at ace in a palace amg ride or die and after space jam let’s make another fast and furious

Fast as fuck boi

High roller free

Crew

Supreme dream team palace mind castle

Be mine tonight

Xoxo

Charis + one RUEL are the most talented mf in the universe they have the best friends ox

by Xapis August 23, 2022

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