Getting Kronk

(Verb) When you get really fucked up drunk and/or stoned to the point where you pull all the wrong levers and speak in Squirrel.

eg.
"Thish Tequila got me squeaken Kronked. " *pulls wrong lever*

Bruh I got paid n we getting KRONK tonight!

You mean crunk?
Nah bruh, KRONK. You ain't drunk enough til you speak in squirrel.

by Flexamis May 8, 2022

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im getting tricky with a riffle

When its all too much and youre mum says you need to get an earwax

Gabriel the angel was im getting tricky with a riffle

by Valaciousgal March 26, 2022

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No we don't all get our own interpretation of events

I just is the thing I'm saying it is.

Hym "No we don't all get our own interpretation of events. Some things did and/or ARE happening and some things didn't happen and aren't. What isn't happening here is child murder. That has yet to happen. What is happening here is the thing that I said was happening. And we can swap those around or change one of those things and not the other or both. You are advocating for making shit up and lying to CAUSE child murder and I'm telling you to stop doing to me what you're doing to PREVENT child murder."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2025

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Susan, get my pants

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.

Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"

Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"

by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024

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