Air Dicking

vi. Doing tasks partially (lower part) or completely naked due to the high temperature.

- What are you doing sweety?
- Not much honey, just reading the stream while air dicking, is hot in here.

by Jaimism February 9, 2015

Dick Rage

When a lack of masturbation leads to a fit of intense rage.

After not yanking his noodle, Johnny has terrible dick rage.

by MerriamWebsta February 16, 2015

chizzle dick

Someone who's had to much ken, and there dick has shrivelled up

Hey luke, I think you should calm down on the ken! You've got a proper Chizzle dick

by Daddyfuck1990 February 21, 2015

flower-dicked

Someone who asks permission to write on your skin, promises its a flower, then turns out to be a dick.

Dude, I just got flower-dicked by Carlos!

by EmilySunset February 27, 2015

Dick parade

A group of total assholes/dickheads parading around like little cunts.

Just put Mel Gibson and Paula Deen together. It would be a perfect dick parade of total bigots.

by Shitcoloredsandnigger March 3, 2015

dick estimator

A purposeful underestimation to apply pressure on a task

To say "I think it will only take a day for you to make this website for me" is a "Dick Estimate" which would make that person a "Dick Estimator"

by ltd March 11, 2015

dick lighter

The act of using your dick to start a fire, more specifically, cumshotting into whatever you're trying to burn.

When Daquan decided to pull out, he accidentally started a fire with his dick lighter

by bbc.flamethrower.reborncum March 15, 2015