by MagiMash July 11, 2016

by Mstarr01 July 27, 2020

I HAVE A BUTT
by anonymous January 11, 2022

When you think you can trust a fart but a little shit comes out, then later get to the shitter to find yourself pissing out your ass
Foreman - “where the hell did you go?”
You - “sorry I almost shit myself and had to go to the bathroom and let loose a load of chunky butt piss”
You - “sorry I almost shit myself and had to go to the bathroom and let loose a load of chunky butt piss”
by anonymous August 9, 2023

You funnel a full bottle of alcohol (your choice) into your partners butthole. Next you place a cork nice and deep, and instruct them to push. A tornado of sexy warm shit alcohol will spew from their ass, you must catch enough in your mouth to get drunk for it to count.
by Texasstingerlover September 30, 2025

by dickey moe 1973 May 24, 2024

by geemoney$$$ July 15, 2024
