Head

Let me eyp idv scat gc

“HEAD”
“Ahh yes true”

by starfart September 30, 2024

crack head marriage

When your ex goes from filet mignon to one of the maggots eating a week old happy meal they and then marries the skanky crack whore. Yet, 3 days prior begging you to let him come back and referencing the maggot he just married as a skanky crack whore he only uses for a ride...

I can't believe he had a crack head marriage to that skanky whore!

by Mangodjmango July 2, 2017

Boss Head

A big penis with an unusually large gland or head

The guys boss head dick was intimidating

by Little Lottie ttt January 11, 2022

The Heads Up Alliance

fcking crackheads who want to ban social media and smartphones for kids in Australia or some sht. Their political views are downright unrealistic and those twts even compare social media to child labour. No one with a grown brain agrees with them.

Abbey: "Whats your snap?"
Summer: "Ah shit my parents wont let me have that."
Abbey: "Why?"
Summer: "They are part of the Heads Up Alliance. They want JB HIFI to need ID"
Abbey: *yells* "MOM GET THE GUN"

by iDontTrustYou August 1, 2024

head lick

When you dip your dick in a liquid then drag your dick across the face of a sleeping victim. This simulates a tongue licking your face. This can also be when you beat someone up using your dick and giving them a lickin'.

Victim: "i had a weird dream were a dog was licking my face"
prankster: "nah, i gave you a head lick"

by eatsleepnut August 14, 2017

Polar Bear Head

When a partner is giving head, occasionally uses their teeth and has a pair of cold hands.

"Katie gives Polar Bear Head, it blows."

Cold hands, lots of teeth.

by anon-for--kuato_lives February 23, 2014

Unit Head

A Unit Head is a person who will never stop being talking about their job. They will put their job over their friends and are selfish about it. Unit heads are usually losers, and think this minuscule amount of power makes them cool. They try to convince themselves that their job is cool and fun, while it actually sucks. Once a Unit Head, you can’t go back.

Marcus: Bro you coming to the hang tonight?
Martin: Nah, I got a unit head party.
Marcus: You are such a fucking loser.

by BrainChange July 31, 2024