Backsplash Baby

A phenomenon that occurs when a man pulls out to ejaculate, but doesn’t clean all the semen off the tío of his penis. When he goes back in for round 2, there is a little semen left that gets the girl pregnant, thus creating a backsplash baby.

Dude 1: I got her pregnant again man. But I could’ve swore I pulled out.
Dude 2: Did you go back in for round 2?
Dude 1: Duh.
Dude 2: Raw?
Dude 1: Duh.
Dude 2: Lol. Then it’s probably a backsplash baby.

by TheBlkJohnWick March 10, 2021

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Baby Elephant Walk

A "bonding" exercise in the form of a physical activity wherein participants form either a conga line or circle, bend over whilst naked (from at least the waste down), place their head against the buttocks of the person in front, grasp his penis with one hand, thence proceed to move forward, typically at increasing pace until the line is broken

Of course, such activity is usually frowned upon by authorities and, as such, may normally only be proceeded with at such gatherings as Rugby (Union) teams at English public boarding schools

Coach: Next game will be against the Boers...

They've bringing their best game...

And they'll have been practising...

How are we going to beat them?

Jenkins: Team work!

Coach: Let's bond then!

Watson-Smythe: Baby Elephant Walk!

Team: Yea!!!

by GuttandTag July 25, 2022

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