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Slayin' Bitches

by Kezz1234 January 1, 2015
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Bitch Proof

To take the necessary precautions to completely secure any object, person, or area, from your main bitch's prying eyes, nosy intrusive nature, and any other related bitchery of the sort. This could be anything, from clearing all that damn porn from your browser history, to getting rid of all the bitch brew cans accumulated in your room from last night and hiding that navy blue tank top on the ground, which CLEARLY isn't your girlfriends, before she gets home and starts asking you 1000 fucking questions and you want blow your god damn brains out.
Oh SHIT, I completely forgot to bitch proof my phone from Sara, I really hope she doesn't go through my texts today.. :S
by Quinceañera Jones November 15, 2014
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Bitch Moment

A point in time where the word "bitch" is forced to be uttered.usually said quickly in a high pitched voice an with a smack of the gums preceding the word itself.but speed an pitch can vary depending on the moment.sometimes pauses of silence are added for effect.these can occur for multiple reasons.
some such as:
1.a question is asked when the answer has either been just revealed to the asker or is obvious.
2.something is said/done that is some straight up dumb ass shit to say/do.
3.someone speaks to you about something they have no business in speaking to you about.
4.something is said/done that is assumptuos,mean or just doesnt make sense.
1.*fred talking to badilak on the phone*
fred-"man we cant get on the internet.its cut off"
badilak-"why what did it say?"
fred-"...bitch"
2.*devin walks up to dippin dots stand an points at prices*
devin-"how much are ur dippin dots?"
fred an I to ourselves while laughing asses off-"...bitch"
3.*fred walking through mall*
random lady-"you should pull your pants up"
fred-"...bitch"
4.*fred an I are loading a bowl*
*fred takes the bowl while im doing something else an gets green hit*
me-"...bitch!"

all of these bitch moments are of personal experience.
im sure everybody has had a few in their time.
by N tuda I December 9, 2008
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Bitch pretty

Describes a female who is physically attractive with qualities that imply an air of being overbearing.
Kimora Lee Simmons is bitch pretty.
by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008
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board bitch

A "boardbitch" is a pet name given to a troll on a message board. Instead of outright banning the troll, the mods will keep the troll around to be the message board's "bitch".
Troll: "The Easter Bunny will kick your ass!"
The Board: "So? You'll always be our board bitch!"
by Thor Mentor November 7, 2008
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Bad Bitch

Shannon and Shannade
“Oh she looks like a clermont twin, yup she’s a bad bitch “
Who are you? Who are we? We are that bitch.”
by BerryDollGlo January 1, 2018
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fridge bitch

This bitch will do anything you tell them like grab you an ice tea hence the word fridge bitch
by SINNAMON November 7, 2015
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