Dogs

Different people think of dogs differently.

Socializing problems with white people and black people-

Black guy goes to white guys house-

Black guy- I'd want to come in, but I dont trust your dog man.
White guy- He doesn't have all the right shots for you or what? What is it with other people's dogs?

White guy goes to black families house-

White guy- Hey, you got a dog!
Black family- We're here too. He dont give a fuck about us, he's spending all his time with the damn dog.
White guy- They have a point, if they ever invited me over again, I'd spend all my time with their dog again, just like I'm doing now.

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2020

love me, love my dog

if you love someone, you must accept everything about them, even their faults or weaknesses.

The old adage "love me, love my dog" perfectly encapsulates the idea that true love means accepting someone's entire package, flaws and all.

by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024

dog delight

It's when you give a dog a cream pie during a weird sexual fetish. you should probably have some one check you into a psych ward you dirty disgusting slam pig

Or it is when you take a hot dog and attempt to shove it in your or your friends urethra, and in the frustration of not being able to get the hot dog to fit your rip off their or your own genitals.

Boof dog dick urethra Dog delight canine cream pie K-9 cream pie puppy pumpin

by The pumpers April 21, 2014

Scoop the Dog

Verb: the action in which one is with another and scoops ones dog

Hey man, I was in bed with this girl last night and I totally scoop the dog!

by Theo Geisel July 23, 2019

Hog Dog

In the southern portion of the United States, it is not uncommon to, see people driving pickup trucks with a couple of large dogs in the back. Most of these dogs, are breeds of hounds and other dogs used in hunting, especially hunting wild boar and Hogs. It is now very widespread and common to refer to these dogs as hog dogs.

I took my hog dog out hunting this weekend and we took down a 200 lb wild boar.

by karendontcare420 April 4, 2019

Grandma's Dog

When one is not interested in something until someone else shows interest.

For instance; My gradmother would feed her dog, and he wouldn't want anything to do with the food until you went to take it away. Hence "Grandma's Dog."

Guy 1 goes to eat some pizza.
Guy 2 says "Hey, I was gonna eat that."
Guy 1 "You're such a Grandma's Dog" or "You totally Grandma's Dogged me."

by Zaphod99 August 16, 2011

Wiener dog vibes

Very cold and negative energy. Wiener dog vibes are when a guy acts like they are hotter or more important than other guys when they actually don't have a lot of depth behind surface level. It's when a guy talks big but doesn't have much to back it up. Has an unearned air of superiority to them. Very snarky and makes everyone feel worse about themselves. But mostly, it comes down to thinking you're bigger and better than u actually are and not having the self-awareness to realize you are not.

Jock-douche turns down a cute guy that doesnt look like a mirror image of him at the bar. Then jokes about it with his friend that looks like his twin in front of cute guy.
JIM: "WOW, that Jock-douche is giving off real wiener dog vibes"

by Quantum_Thief February 5, 2024