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one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap August 8, 2016
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One-Bite

The act of consuming an item of food in one whole mouthful.
Yo bro, odds you one-bite that apple!
by Kerytach February 10, 2021
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ONE BALL

When you have the Jackson disease and you start acting like Hitler himself
Me:My mates so pissed off today, he's definitely got the Jackson one ball disease
by Jokersgrin December 3, 2021
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One way simping

When a person and another person simp for eachother but when one person causes a problem to the other they stop talking to them for a while but again both start simping shortly but can easily stop when a problem occurs
John why are you one way simping for Ava she keeps simping back but then leave than come back
by Howdoidothis September 2, 2020
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and one more

a phrase put on the activity section of ones facebook info, usually placed at the end, to insinuate drug or alcohol use, most commonly marijuana. "and two more" is also common
basketball, chillin with friends, doin st00pid shit, and one more...
by ontoast4life November 28, 2010
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No one is no one, only one

Something that blurted out of my mouth when I was pacing around my room, talking to myself about love, suffering from wanting-to-be-held syndrome, AND HAD ONLY 4 HOURS OF SLEEP THE LAST NIGHT.

I think it was supposed to mean, “Everyone has an only one” or something.
“No one is no one, only one. Words from a young, hormone-crazy lady.”
by glxcious January 19, 2024
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