Your mom

What you say when someone asks you what you're doing

Jeff:"hey, what you doing this weekend?"

Tim:"your mom!!!"

by Happykitty2012:3 June 11, 2016

Your mother

What a lot of people consider a 'haha funny joke' nowadays. Anything for the kids nowadays, am I right?

Person: So, what'd you do last night
Other person: Your mother
Person: wow, so funny haha

by SuspiciousPigeon June 4, 2023

Your Mom

THE ONLY TRUE COME BACK!!!
it is also a dead meme fighting to survive.

Jimmie: hey Chad what did you do last night?
Chad: Your Mom

by really real real stuff September 5, 2018

Your jokes

Incredibly awful

You:Why did the chicken cross the road
Dat guy:your jokes are trash

by Stupid kid that plays Fortnite June 1, 2018

your face

Just the most prefect retort to any insult. It works because there's just no come back to it. It's so stupid that you win!

A says, "Omg B, you're a dipshit."
B says, "No you are, your face is."
A says, "Uhh..."


A says, "B, why do you want to marry a goat."
B says, "Your face, that's why."



Librarian whispers, "Quiet please, it's a library!"
B screams, "NO YOU ARE, YOUR FACE IS. KILLBOTS SHOOTING LASERS!!"

by mott July 19, 2005

your matt

a pretty cool guy; really likes girls; willing to fight any one or thing; always has a really big cock; he's a pimp daddy

1. Matt: take ur clothes off
Girl: ok
Matt: Give me head
Girl: SURE!!

2. YEAH!!!!!

by rock_out March 17, 2005

Your right

Another great way to end an argument. Can be used when someone wants to state something, either a statement or opinion, on something and you know they're wrong. Once you say "your right", the other person will have no idea what to say.

Brian: Dude i fucked Annie last night!
Chris: (Knowing she was not with him last night) Your right.
Brian: ......

-or-

Fag 1: Fuck you dude I'll kick your bitch ass!
Fag 2: Yeah fuck you kid I'll fuck you up!
Fag 1: I'm so much stronger then you!
Fag 2: Your right.
Fag 1: ....?

by czgetmoney March 3, 2009