your mom

The largest astronomical object discovered in the observable universe.

- Hey, what's that giant dot in the sky? It looks huge, what the hell!?
- Your mom, bro.

by mars88_defines_i_guess December 3, 2021

Your..momsballs

The funniest and chillest mf in every fandom he’s in he’s elite Gurren Lagann>>>nge sad he isn’t at 5k or have any fan accs tho

Hey bro have you heard of your..momsballs
Yes bro he’s too funny Im gonna tell everyone I know to follow him

by BO4 is Garbo July 8, 2021

Your jokes

Incredibly awful

You:Why did the chicken cross the road
Dat guy:your jokes are trash

by Stupid kid that plays Fortnite June 1, 2018

your face

Just the most prefect retort to any insult. It works because there's just no come back to it. It's so stupid that you win!

A says, "Omg B, you're a dipshit."
B says, "No you are, your face is."
A says, "Uhh..."


A says, "B, why do you want to marry a goat."
B says, "Your face, that's why."



Librarian whispers, "Quiet please, it's a library!"
B screams, "NO YOU ARE, YOUR FACE IS. KILLBOTS SHOOTING LASERS!!"

by mott July 19, 2005

your matt

a pretty cool guy; really likes girls; willing to fight any one or thing; always has a really big cock; he's a pimp daddy

1. Matt: take ur clothes off
Girl: ok
Matt: Give me head
Girl: SURE!!

2. YEAH!!!!!

by rock_out March 17, 2005

Your right

Another great way to end an argument. Can be used when someone wants to state something, either a statement or opinion, on something and you know they're wrong. Once you say "your right", the other person will have no idea what to say.

Brian: Dude i fucked Annie last night!
Chris: (Knowing she was not with him last night) Your right.
Brian: ......

-or-

Fag 1: Fuck you dude I'll kick your bitch ass!
Fag 2: Yeah fuck you kid I'll fuck you up!
Fag 1: I'm so much stronger then you!
Fag 2: Your right.
Fag 1: ....?

by czgetmoney March 3, 2009

Your Face

To be used in the beginning of the your mom/your face game; can be combined with a variety of other functions.

1: Your mom
2: Your moms face
1: Your moms face's face
2: Your moms second cousins pet monkeys proctologist
1: Your... proctologist's face

by Raynor10k March 20, 2005