i will love you forever

usually said by a dude, while going out.
usually a lie. usually believed though. usually ends in heart break. the average forever has always lasted three and 25/30 monthes (about a hundred days)
happens to all of us... we usually know it is a lie but are trapped in believing. then we get the name of a silly girl

week of going out(dude): baby i will love you forever and a day more trust me.
silly girl: forever?
dude: forever and a day more.
silly girl: awh babe i love you too forever!

three months later

dude: uhm we need to talk
silly girl(smiling): yeah i just was about to call you.
dude: i hope you wont be mad... i hope we can still be friends but...
silly girl(hectic):what... what are you saying?
dude: i think we should break up.

by ajmiddleton December 27, 2008

Will smith

the hottest damn guy out there, he'll make a straight man turn gay

i wish he was more like will smith

by what do you think? May 13, 2005

if you will

an overused saying, that asks for your permission to say something differently than expected, usually because the person speaking is illiterate and can't think of the correct way of saying it.

The weatherman said that a catagory 5 hurricane named Debbie, a big ass storm, if you will, would be hitting New York City this week.

by Deborah Spicer September 11, 2008

We will not comply!

The most patriotic slogan for yelled by the American people who are tired of being lead astray.

The slogan We will not comply! is a great way to express dismay about the political climate.

by Slang Advisory Board March 30, 2019

Will's Law

A belief that everything bad that will happen, will happen to Will. Whatever Will does Will gets the shaft. Quite amuzing to be around when Will's Law takes affect.

Will: I dropped my milk and got kicked out of Kroger for a year. :L

George: Really?! I dropped mine too but they gave me a hundred dollars...wierd.

Will: GAH!

by George Hoefer April 22, 2005

my administration will...

dread words heralding the latest Presidential imbecility

my administration will... never cease thinking up new ways to harm America

by Ulysses S Grunt August 10, 2004

Will-OH

being honestly and naturally amazing. Nobody can compare when you are set next to them

Lilly: Oh man that girl is so Will-OH.

Billy: OMG you're right, i wonder if her siblings are as Will-OH as she is.

by Fabian69123 June 11, 2008