Widger 

A very small penis, almost considered an innie. Asians are considered black when next to a Widger.

Dam man my penis is so small today! I feel like I have a Widger dick.

Widger by Widger April 22, 2018

Wide Asleep

The act of pretending to be asleep when in reality you are awake hoping to hear trash talk about you or others in your circle.....

"Found out the other night after Shane's party I was fixin' to get jumped .. Over heard the whole plan while I was wide asleep".....

Wide Asleep by Jlaw2000 September 15, 2016

super wedge 

An ass wedge that is the worst, deepest, most painful wedge ever. A way to achieve this wedge is to ride a waterslide, become airborn, and your bathing suit will get sucked up into your ass.

Ally had a super wedge after riding Gironimo at Water Country!

super wedge by Killah B July 28, 2008

Iron Wedge 

A wedge made of iron that is so powerful that its almost unheard of

Iron Wedge Poem
Round nine in the morning
He awakens
Descends the flight
And sharpens thou wedge to a point

Iron Wedge by Ginger Snap December 10, 2006

wide spread panic 

knock off of Phish, mainly listened to by red neck frat guys.

wide spread panic by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Rusty Wedge 

The name of David's Penis

Have you seen the size of David's Rusty Wedge? I let David stick his Rusty Wedge in my yeasty fuck hole. It was alright until David got his Rusty Wedge out.

Rusty Wedge by WaxxyMoussse September 5, 2009

Widespread Panic

Any situation where you are legs and/or cheeks akimbo and feel sudden terror, for example:

- you are getting fucked by the gardener when your psychopathic mobster husband comes home early

- the shit you are taking is so wide, long and dry you fear it might split your ring open and/or drag out some colon with it

- two guys hold you bent over a table while a third kicks your legs open in preparation for the gang that's about to ass rape and possibly kill you

- the glass jar you put up your ass for a sexual thrill suddenly breaks under the pressure

Dude have you seen one guy, one jar? Now THAT'S widespread panic.

Widespread Panic by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011