buffing me vampire slayer

the act of male masturbation

now me girlfriend has left me, I find I am spending a lot more time buffing me vampire slayer

by Jaki J September 28, 2005

9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady

9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady, also know as Lady Dimitrescu is the sexiest thing you will ever see, upon meeting her ask for her to sit on you she will most likely decline and hang you up on a meat hook but it is worth a try. If your name is a mixture of Mark and Multiplier 9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady will not legally be able to eat you but will love you

I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO SIT ON ME
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO SLICE ME TO RIBBONS
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO EAT MY MANTHING

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 24, 2021

big tiddy tall vampire lady

Lady Dimitrescu, or Alcina Dimitrescu. A 9'6 tall vampire character that appears in Resident Evil: Village.

human 1: oh shit look at that!
human 2: what?
human 1: it's big tiddy tall vampire lady cardboard cut out!

by Skellly June 1, 2021

dolphin and vampire spending time together

Also know as "bonding" is when a dolphin and a vampire spend time together and occasionally are affectionate while doing so.

Ex: dolphin and vampire spending time together ~ Anailis and pinto spend time together

by Yummyvampire November 25, 2013

only real vampires can pass this test (tiktok)

You really think that shit would work? Dumbass, it doesn't. Who even believes in vampires?

"only real vampires can pass this test (tiktok)"
"hah, that shit aint gonna work"

by Yourskoliosexualqueen December 2, 2021

Vampire Dumplin'

When a man/woman with fang-like teeth eats a fine piece of booty.

Girl 1: Ew! He has such gross fang teeth.

Girl 2: True, but I've heard he gives a good vampire dumplin'

by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016

To vampire

To vampire is to hire an albino and make them bite a friend og family member, then after a few days you start putting a little bit of molly in their food at night, the they will start craving the night, and if all goes well the will think they are a vampire and bite someone.

I vampiered my sister a few days ago.

I am going to vampire my friend.

by King albert III February 27, 2023