Woman: “Oh my god?! I told you I wasn’t safe today!”
Badass dude: “It’s okay baby I work at planned parenthood, I can just un-ejaculate.”
Badass dude: “It’s okay baby I work at planned parenthood, I can just un-ejaculate.”
by Mr.SexYourself March 18, 2021
Get the Un-ejaculatemug. Quite common expression used to get people off your back after a phonecall you wish you never answered.
A: So basically, our company could really help your company save you time and money
B: Oh ok, envoyez moi un petit mail then !
B: Oh ok, envoyez moi un petit mail then !
by ILickEyeBalls November 29, 2016
Get the envoyez moi un petit mailmug. Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why
by Kurosu February 24, 2019
Get the Un-Holy Crossmug. by stfu.girl August 28, 2021
Get the Un alivemug. Shortened forms of the numbers from eleven to twenty, used by some musicians as a way of counting beats in music that has time signatures over ten beats per measure.
"One two three four five six seven eight nine ten len wel thirn forn fin sin sen ayn ine un...what kind of a crazy piece of music is this, in 20/16?" I'e never seen anything like it before!
by pentozali April 2, 2009
Get the len wel thirn forn fin sin sen ayn ine unmug. Things that go against how Americans live, especially historically.
ie professionalism is being fake and America hates liars. Paperwork is anti-fighting and Americans love fighting and watching it. Cussing is freedom of speech and there's lots of sailors in america. Feelings tend to be absent of reason and logic and in america we believe in evidence not defense.
ie professionalism is being fake and America hates liars. Paperwork is anti-fighting and Americans love fighting and watching it. Cussing is freedom of speech and there's lots of sailors in america. Feelings tend to be absent of reason and logic and in america we believe in evidence not defense.
So some un-American immigrant was offended today that i called him a little communist propaganda machine. Response: Good to to hear you're taking the offensive, all these "poor me's" on the defense are un-American.
by Juncture May 18, 2024
Get the Un-americanmug. Girl, i used to be out every night of the week! I lost count of sexual partners somewhere after 586 ... I am THE un-gay of hell's kitchen!
by NY Groove October 28, 2019
Get the un-gaymug.