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Ugly truth

Finiding out after you picked a girl up at a strip club that she actually has a dick.
Guy 1: I saw you leave with Candy last night.

Guy 2: Yeah I found out the ugly truth when we got back to my apartment.
by burnsbras August 30, 2009
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ugly

a person with an extremely unpleasant to look at.
Bryant is one ugly mutha fuka
by charley ho March 23, 2005
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the act of being ugly

The "act of being ugly" is totally different than just being ugly. Just being ugly is like you walk down the street and see someone had a wart on their nose or a bald spot or something creepy like that. Commiting "the act of being ugly" is to choose on your very own to be ugly. That is an awful act. Such an awful act like that deserves severe punishment.
"Omg, Elaine is dressed like a freekin goth again. Steel toed boots? Fish nets? Chains? What an act of being ugly! The ugly police would drag her out into the road and shoot her."

"Ugly people suck. I hate them. Each and every one."
by runnergirl5100 January 31, 2005
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UGLY MOTHAFUCKA

-damn dat ugly mothafucka look a hot ass mess
-aways bein' dissed
-get complimented on their ride or clothes, not the face
by Y you wanna know January 15, 2007
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ugly-betty

a very unattractive female
that has way to many hot friends

because they use to her to make them look hotter

and in turn it raises her self esteem
but she einevitably gets turned down by every guy

because... well just to put it nicely
she way to ugly
nick: yo man i think i wanna go dance with those girls over there

jake: no wait man they have that ugly-betty over there with them. lets wait till she walks away then we can go steal her hot friends
nick: oh hell ya man we dont want that ugly-betty being all on our nuts while we try n push her off for her friends
by hoddrat March 6, 2010
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ugly blonde

a blonde whose face is disgustingly hideous in a manner that the only word you can stutter out is "ugly", but you're thinking way worse.

the subject's hair is blonde like a horse, but less flowy-in-the-wind. she thinks she's all that, but in reality she's an ugly old fag, who can't even get action from a poodle having an erection.

half the time she's a gay homosexual, and goes for any member of the human race. she thinks that boys grind her against washing machines, but they're actually trying to get away from her oversized vagina.

and her exboyfriend hits on her best friend because after their first night together, he realized that her vagina actually looks like a small penis.
-looks ugly blonde-
me: "damn.. you ugly...person."
-retches-

ugly blonde:"who, like, me, like? OMG OMG OMG"

me: "no, the supermodel right next to you, you ugly FAG"
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