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Kansas Knuckle Twister

To rapidly twist your wrist while fisting someone's ass. With enough kansas knuckle twisters an anus will begin to resemble that of the goatse.cx guy.
Becky's anus expanded to 3 times its orginal size after an intensive kansas knuckle twister session.
by your mother lolz June 19, 2008
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bone nub twister

this is when you are sitting upright(this could be in a chair with no arms or just a bed or a high window seal) and you are fuckin a chick who had no legs or just tiny nubs and you then, without warning, intensely spin her body at high speeds for the ultimate ejaculation for both partners. after nutting in her bleeding pussy, you throw her off of your body as hard as you can against a wall and shit on her nubs and then leave.
"so i saw this chick at the kneel for nubs marathon and i totally stole her from the crowd and slapped her pussy, she didnt even have any arms so this was super easy, and then i put her on my cock and spun her body, like a bone nub twister"!!!!
by Dammah Resan March 14, 2009
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titty twister

everyone gives kyle depenning titty twisters because he is a fag
by kyle depenning December 17, 2006
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twitter fag

a person on twitter who tweets gay things
Fuck that douche nozzle is such a twitter fag. He just tweeted "OMG I NEED to go for coffee!" or "I just drank this coffee" (with a link to a photograph of the coffee)
by tweeterfag December 14, 2009
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twittergasm

When a twat keeps tweeting about the same thing over and over. Oh, Oh, Oh!
That weather twat is having a twittergasm about the bad weather coming.
by GoingLikeSixty April 2, 2009
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twitter-twitter bang-bang

A relationship (often a one night stand) that started via twitter and quickly progressed to sex.
You: So, what happened with that chick?

Me: Oh, it was a total twitter-twitter bang-bang.
by DocWord June 29, 2009
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twitterbook

(verb) When a Facebook user uses his/her status as they would use a Twitter.
Jane Doe is eating breakfast. 9:00am

Jane Doe is washing her dishes. 9:30am

Jane Doe doesn't like doing the dishes. 9:45am

John Doe things Jane Doe needs to stop Twitterbooking. 10:00am
by Rose Tyler-Tennant August 2, 2009
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