Gypsy Turd

Similar to rabbit turds but humans create gypsy turds

Steve-Man I just had a huge mud mountain.
Leroy- I wish I could, alll I’m producing is Gypsy Turds.

by Dmannproductions April 29, 2023

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Squirrelly turds

A bowel movement that is somewhere between normal and diarrhea. Consistently crescent shaped and varying in number.

I went to a kegger last night and have had squirrelly turds all morning.

by BoeZoe May 27, 2010

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n: Someone who flaps their lips nonstop but nothing but shit comes out of their mouth. The "shit" could be gossip, half truths, misinformation, or lies. Very common in social clicks and the work place.
v: The act or art of Turd Flapping.

Dude, who is the biggest Turd Flapper lately? (In a whisper, Homelslice be like Jeff G.)
Agree Bro! Agree! SO much shit comes out of his mouth, I made him a toilet paper tie.

Yo Dawg, I think she considers Kegel exercises and Turd Flapping during meetings exercise. Homegirl needs a yoga mat.

by kungfumermaid September 23, 2016

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Rolling Turd

A loaf shaped vehicle in which many obscene actions occure

Man, that camping trip in the rolling turd was awesome

by Chuck/Sheymus September 26, 2011

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Poor Turd

The Porter-stained excrement that is released from Mark the Twink after William Gilligan relives his adventures at the Jersey shore. Usually as the result of Mark giving Will-Gill the Buffalo Eye. It is best described as gross and off-putting.

Mark- *gives William Gilligan the Buffalo eye*
Will-Gill- *instantly erect and also hungry* "You know what to do buddy."
*45 minutes pass*
Will-Gill- "You know Mark, you should really get an awesome tan..."
Mark- "I should have never gave you the Buffalo Eye. I have to drop this Poor Turd in the toilet and take 2 showers now."
Will-Gill- "Well, I used to work at Lots so..."
Will-Gill and Mark chuckle together

by Dusty Scott November 24, 2017

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