Wanna hit some trails?

Hey man I’m thinking bout goin an ridin through the woods today over a buncha big ass fuckin rocks, through some water, almost turn myself over, bust my head, get slapped by some fuckin trees you game?

Hey mayn Wanna hit some trails?

by Codeblue00 March 9, 2023

Snail Trail

Snail Trail which is a sexual activity when the one partner shits on the other partners groin area, which then they proceed to slide back and forth creating what is to be called a Snail Trail.

"Yo man me and my girl tried the Snail Trail last night and that shit was fucking awesome, you gotta try it."

"Bro I heard that shit was gas I've gotta talk to my girl about performing the Snail Trail on me."

by FelchForLife84 March 18, 2023

Trail Blazer

While mostly known as the car, the Trail Blazer is when a hairy whore leaves a gary the snail trail of penguin seamin off her pussy after rubbing it off on the carpet giving her third degree burns and a red puss.

That girl is a fucking trail blazer. You should have seen my apartment last night, bro.

by gluckgluckcumjug March 30, 2023

rocky mountain river trail

The act of lying on your back while someone hovers over you, spreading their cheeks as a drink is poured on their back. The liquid flows between the ass cheeks into your eager mouth.

Christoph wanted me to try his energy drink, so we Rocky Mountain River Trailed it!

by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023

Providence highway Trail

The walk between Tahiti, Hooters, and possibly a yard of beer at Yard house

The boy's started at Yardhouse, had a yard of beer. then walked to Hooters to see boobs and get a Trash Can. To end the night the boy's went to Tahiti to see Jenny and have a Mai Tai. this is was we call the Providence Highway Trail

by Meowfthecreator October 14, 2023

Trail Mix

When you put your penis in someone's asshole, take it out, put it in their mouth and nut.

"I gave my girlfriend Trail Mix last night, she couldn't stand it"

"Would you rather be given Trail Mix by an old man or step in hot tar?"

by CleanestDirtyHarry October 22, 2023

Mississippi Snail Trail

When a naked man perches on a doorway waiting for somebody to enter. When they walk through the door, you jump down and slide your dick, balls, gooch, and asshole across the victims entire front.

“Did you hear that josh gave wyatt the mississippi snail trail??”

by CaliBoyz October 31, 2023