Tommy hacker

An absolute cunt of a man who has a blonde head the shape of a monkeys ballsack. Likes to lick the little kids in parts that are not voluntarily presented to him. If you find yourself in a situation where you ever smell one of his farts, EVACUATE, because sorry man but you’re a goner. Those things can wipe out the entire earth. Also he likes his nostrils being licked so go lick his nostrils if you see him.
Look, there’s Tommy hacker *proceeds to lick his nostrils*
by SpreadingDemCheecks January 06, 2024
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Tommy flonker

Tommy flonker originates from a Latin backround and was originally coined by archeologist Jim E. Nu-traun. It is when the male slaps his spouse anywhere on the body and proceeds to scream "Tommy Flonker!". This catches the spouse off gaurd and then he proceeds to grab her and puts his genitalia into the spouses nose.
Me: Dude I really wanna Tommy Flonker my girl
Guy 1: Same
by papijohn November 21, 2017
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tommy corden

Tommy is a sexy beast and the leader of the ched mafia. Don't mess with him or you will get your ass beaten. He has so many bitches its unreal. He gives out free rim jobs at ched park. Dom and ash are his sex toys who bend over when he asks. Tommy has 12 tingers because he is inbred. and he and his bitches walk the streets looking for more yr 9's to shag. His sexy ass gets him all the girls he wants but secretly he craves doms pene.
Person 1: 'Who do you think is the sexiest from ched?'
Person 2: 'Its deffinetly tommy corden! have u seen his tingers they are so sexy!'
by Rob Clarke June 15, 2019
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tommy corden

He is the leader of ched mafia and gets his pene sucked everyday by dom and all of his other many bitches. He likes to lick tingers and is big fat lesbo.
Oi is that 'tommy corden'

yh i think it is did u know he licks my tingers
by Rob Clarke June 14, 2019
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Tommy Grande

Nig from MobBlock who produced Cardbox Box I and Cardboard Box II . has red hair.
Look that man, he looks like Tommy Grande
by pooppy 23 December 27, 2020
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come ooon tommy

a way to wreck person named tommy and destroy his mental well being. this insult can be used to attack people who mess up in the slightest and you what to show that you noticed it.
when tommy breathed too loud, the room erupted in a chorus of 'come ooon tommy.'
by 948302567829404leprechaun March 23, 2019
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Tommy O'Connor

An adjective used to describe a 'gym lad' or 'juice head' where their gym is a second home , and a meal must consist of protein ,bcaa's and creatine mono hydrate (creo) . It also may be used to who guides their friends through the gym and their meal plan to show them how to get a proper bulk
*tom has been in the gym for 5 hours .
Dave"tom get out of the gym you are being a Tommy O'Connor"

Or

Dave "thanks tom for helping me with my gym plan and food plan it was a Tommy O'Connor move
by Boohs June 03, 2018
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