The Pennsylvania pork chop

So when your taking a shit and you jerk someone else off

Wow that chick was into some weird stuff she gave me the Pennsylvania pork chop

by Mtg187 March 19, 2020

pork fried rice

To engage in coitus with an asian female.

Hey Randy, what happened with that asian chick you went out with last night?
You pork fried rice?

by Iwhit April 15, 2008

vacuum my pork sword

It means to suck someone's dick

Vacuum my pork sword and ill give u a dollar

by Bananarama six thousand March 14, 2017

inhale my pork sword

The act of someone inhaling your penis

Please inhale my pork sword tonight baby!

by Someoneudontkno May 24, 2017

the wild game of pork chop

a game created for bored boys where one boy stands up while grabbing his knees while another takes a running start and jumps on the others while also trying to tackle him.

that is the last time i will ever play the wild game of pork chop

by slightly retarded July 14, 2010

Pork Pies (also porkies)

Lies (Cockney rhyming slang)

The judge said my defence was nothing but a load of porkies and sent me down for seven.

by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003

Pork Scotch Tea Towel

A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from when they use it to kill spiders or to wipe up gunk from the kitchen floor.

Flondibulus: Bog roll's finished, is there any more?

Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.

by Benny Twadge May 19, 2009