fast glide

Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.

Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.

*2 minutes later*

Guy 2: That was quick!

Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.

by Lookitsdivadan February 5, 2017

Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021

fast gas

Another term for nitrous oxide and written on canisters that are advertised as propellants for whipped cream but used at parties as a way to get high.

You’ll always find canisters of fast gas in urban areas, especially in working class areas.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing June 24, 2025

fast food

Eating a female out while she's driving; road head for girls.

She almost hit a car when her boy made her fast food on the way to the movie.

by meowmix1986 June 5, 2018

The fast and The furious

Inspiration of everyricer, dream of every teen and thoughts of every chav.
The fast and The furious is filled with modified cars, hot girls and 1/4 mile drag races that last for 2 minutes.
The fast and The furious influenced the world in many ways:

-Made every JDM tuner a ricer.
-Made every teen a future ricer.
-After that every supra is faster than a ferrari.
-VW Jettas are beaten by S2000s
-Having a big gaping WANG and a Bonnet scoop makes your car faster in drag races.
-Dodge chargers can do wheelies but can't dosge trucks.

Dawg i've just seen The fast and The furious, I wanna put some kool 20' rimZ , a bonnet scoop and a big WANG on my FWD dodge neon to make it wheelie like DAT BAD-ASS charger XDDDDD

by So much VTAAK February 28, 2016

listen a little fast

Listen a little fast (verb) Used in several popular rap songs such as P.I.M.P. by 50 Cent. It basically means that when a person usually talks fast, you need to listen a little fast by expecting them to talk faster than what they do. Therefore, when they talk you will be able to understand what they say by listening a little faster.

50 cent:They say I talk a little fast but if you listen a little fast, I ain't got to slow down for you to catch up, bitch. (from the song P.I.M.P.)

by Gohan Barracuda January 28, 2023

Fast Fex

When you are at a fast food drivethrough/inside, you have sex with your companion for all to see.

I just had Fast Fex with my mom.

by Coltonias June 20, 2016