Tick on a Stick

Another way of describing an engorged head of a penis.
similar to "purple headed warrior", it reflects the shiny, purple hue that full ticks and boners seem to have.
Not totally sure if this is applicable to uncircumcised penises.....

Better give that little pussycat some Frontline, 'cause she's gonna get some of my Tick on a Stick!

by JuanTabonia July 9, 2012

ticket panic

1) a sudden overwhelming fear that you have lost or will lose a ticket, such as for entry into a movie or theater performance, or for boarding an airplane; 2) such fear caused by having forgot or lost such a ticket.

1) As soon as I bought the airline ticket, I was gripped by ticket panic and shoved the ticket deep into my laptop case. 2) Every since I was a kid, I get ticket panic whenever I buy a movie ticket, and worry that I'll lose my ticket and won't be allowed in the film. 3) When my wife asked where the tickets to the Broadway play were, I was frozen with ticket panic, as I realized I had left the tickets on the kitchen counter in LA.

by DeadlyDirk November 19, 2011

Tacky Jesus

When people, generally of African American descent randomly throw the word "Jesus", "Lord Almighty", or any other variation into a sentence where it doesn't quite belong.

"Hi Martha, how was your day?"
"I left the house without my shoes on Jesus, and didn't get to eat breakfast".
"Mannnn, why you got to be one of those tacky Jesus people?"

by Itsmanda January 24, 2013

Ticketstubbing

The act of placing your ticket stub from the movies in a random location.

"I just got back from the movies, wanna go ticketstubbing?"

"Yeah, where should we put the stubs?"
"How about the security guards golf cart?"
"Yeah, let's do it!"
(Walk next to golf cart, place ticket stub in cart and walk away)

"Ticketstubbed bitch!"

by CDarko May 2, 2013

tickle the midget

An alternative term for male masturbation, or any manual stimulation of the penis.

Women's beach volley ball always makes me want to "tickle the midget."

by Matanoel October 31, 2013

tick taco

The time between taco delivery and taco mastication when one must not dilly dally for fear of said tacos dogfoodifying as they get cold.

"Man, these tacos be smellin' good! We best eat 'em quick. tick taco, muthatrukka!"

by Heinous Realist June 25, 2015

Thicky Twatknackers

When a stupid idiot mugs you off when they are in the wrong!

Oh, that thicky Twatknackers just cut me up AND gave me the bird.

by Mummysueandfleurytoo May 3, 2016