Mother: What's that noise?
Boy: What noise?
Mother: Oh my God, what is that naked lady on the computer doing?
Boy: Giving that guy a throwjob.
Mother: I think you need help.
Boy: What noise?
Mother: Oh my God, what is that naked lady on the computer doing?
Boy: Giving that guy a throwjob.
Mother: I think you need help.
by the dirty liberal December 19, 2009
Get the throwjob mug.To masturbate. Inspired by the motion of beating your meat which resembles someone shaking their hand and preparing to throw dice onto the table.
Remember to throw the dice before your big date.
Bro, I threw the dice last night and it must've been the best I've had all month.
Bro, I threw the dice last night and it must've been the best I've had all month.
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Get the Hand Start The One Eyed Yogurt Thrower mug.A weapon carried by police officers so they can plant it on unarmed suspects they have killed. (noun)
When they found out the suspect was holding his wallet, not a pistol, the police used a "throw down" to make the shooting appear justified.
by john November 17, 2003
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Get the throw rocks mug.Hyperbolic elaboration on the term 'throwd' (to be fly, to be pimp, etc). To be thrown beyond reach, catpulted into greatness. To be continually rising beyond imaginable heights.
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