heavy slumber

Where the larger of two lovers unknowingly dozes off while plastered overtop of the smaller one, either because he is exhausted from a long day and/or the recently-completed bouncy-bouncy with the smaller person, or he simply feels so drowsy and contentedly-relaxed with the other person's warm-fleshed presence pressed firmly against him that he can't stay awake. Extra points if, the next time he sleepily stirs, he actually becomes aware that he is squashing his companion underneath him, and so he rolls gently to the side so that he can still snuggle right up against his fellow canoodler but is no longer resting his entire ponderous bulk on top of said unfortunate "human mattress". Even more kudos-points if he also firmly arm-wraps the "underneath" person as he re-positions himself back down onto the bed, so that he rolls the other person right over with him and thus maintains the heavenly warm skin-to-skin contact with his cuddle-buddy in the process.

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I am so glad that Tiffany is fairly sturdy-figured, since I usually drift off into a heavy slumber after we make love and/or we give each other a soothing after-shower snuggle-massage.

by QuacksO July 4, 2018

The Heavy of the World

Fat Jesus

Fat Jesus is the Heavy of the World

by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023

Heavy fried

Charlotte Geekie

Charlotte Geekie is heavy fried

by Geekielord September 11, 2019

Heavy

Beans on toast with an egg on top

How heavy is beans on toast with an egg on top

Heavy bro heavy

by perrett5 March 21, 2021

Security Heavy

Adjective: To be so heavy as to appear capable of defending and/or protecting a building or establishment. First used by Cardi B To describe the Plaintiff in her 2025 court case, Emani Ellis V. Becalis Almanzar.

But she is like...uh... Security Heavy. Like...she just looks a little, like, "she could protect a building" type big...

by the9thplanet September 2, 2025

Heavy

His word has weight (clout). Something weighing on your mind. Having gravitational pull!

The way he lifted the crowd, that was heavy! My favorite bartenders have that heavy pour!

by Nyko Mox January 7, 2024

Heavies

Slightly over proportionate sized breasts that are attractively displayed by wearing moderately provocative clothing. A woman with the heavies is often tagged with a weight lifting emoji on social media. Formally known as cleavage.

That tank top gives Jessica a case of the heavies.

by Pococurante March 25, 2023