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You think you're fresh meat?

What a guy who's been in prison for a week thinks after only being penetrated anally one time, until the next group of inmates arrive.
You think you're fresh meat? Motherfucker I just got here, I'm still an anal virgin, you ain't fresh meat no more!
by Solid Mantis November 24, 2016
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I think I found my berries.

A: OH MA GAWD, I THINK I FOUND MY BERRIES.
B: That meme is dead.
by dkjedfrfuerh April 22, 2021
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Alabama Thankyou

When something is expected or unexpectedly inserted into your colon or rectum.
Ted-"John gave me a hug today and slipped in an Alabama thankyou."

Bob-" Is that a good or a bad thing?"

Ted- "Honestly,liked it."

Bob-" My doctors worried about my colon, so he scheduled me for an Alabama Thankyou next week. Should I be worried?"

Ted-"Na sounds like fun!"
by GhostrideUrMom October 7, 2021
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Do YoU HoNeStLy ThInK YoUr FuNnY

DO YOU HONESTLY THINK YOUR FUNNY!!!
DO YOU HONESTLY THINK YOUR FUNNY WITH CURRY IN MY BUTT HOLE!!!
by Lucashi69 May 27, 2019
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Great minds think similarly

When you and your friends have the same idea/thought at the same time
Bob and Jeff at the same time: wow that’s cool
Bob: no way, great minds think similarly!
by Bye bye turd December 2, 2020
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I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it

Organs and zombies might be on there way so if they do come they might eat us with there chicken nuggets with when they merge together they wool and wool can be really useful to help make a bedrock and play minecraft and hit fortnite in the face
I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it so gifs are fun like pp squirt that so cute longest mug gooX
by Supermann0X July 13, 2021
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