A take out tower is when your roommate orders out every day but also loves their food so much that they save it for weeks on end in a 6x6in square within the fridge. Also, though, it implies that there are other items in the fridge that are taking up space because your roommate is so organized and cleanly. The roomate utilizes just a 6x6in square for all the take out that they have ordered and saved for a later day to have their roommate throw it away
"When you have several takeout orders stacked on top of one another, preceding the most recent order, you have a 'Take-out Tower.'
If you ever encounter a 'Take-out Tower,' make sure the foundation of the tower is a pizza box or a taco bowl, crowned with a Burger King bag. If you or your roommate have your 'Take-out Tower' in reverse order, the builder of the tower will ultimately scoff when it collapses and then blame their non-offending, non-Take-out Tower-building roommate.
Kind of like the game "Jenga" but only one player. But every roommate, by use of the fridge, is forced to play.
Take-out towers are a kind of flex because you can afford to build such a tower."
If you ever encounter a 'Take-out Tower,' make sure the foundation of the tower is a pizza box or a taco bowl, crowned with a Burger King bag. If you or your roommate have your 'Take-out Tower' in reverse order, the builder of the tower will ultimately scoff when it collapses and then blame their non-offending, non-Take-out Tower-building roommate.
Kind of like the game "Jenga" but only one player. But every roommate, by use of the fridge, is forced to play.
Take-out towers are a kind of flex because you can afford to build such a tower."
by Ankle-sprain April 11, 2024
Get the Take-out Towermug. Sexual action. Two men lay on their backs with donuts stacked up on their cocks. A third person (girl, male, thing, enby) dives in while imitating the noise of an air plane.
Person 1: "Oh dude I did the twin towers with Bryce and Cole last night"
Person 2: "Now that's a night you'll Never Forget."
Person 2: "Now that's a night you'll Never Forget."
by Cock Pit February 9, 2024
Get the Twin Towersmug. by kiddiefiddler16 November 29, 2021
Get the nonce towermug. by fişeQ October 24, 2019
Get the Absorption towermug. She said that my hands were small, but I gave her that Trump Tower which assured her that everything was alright down there, believe me.
by Jolt'o'Bolt April 13, 2019
Get the Trump Towermug. A terrible rip off of the Roblox game known as 'Tower of Hell'. You have to climb a tower but instead of it being hard, it's easy retroslop.
Person 1: I fell from floor 10 of Tower of Raging Tempest I'm going to fucking kill myself I hate Cll0y I hate indqx
Person 2: Stop playing Eternal Towers of Hell, it's a shitty retro ripoff
Person 2: Stop playing Eternal Towers of Hell, it's a shitty retro ripoff
by evil kiwis August 20, 2025
Get the Eternal Towers of Hellmug. an obvious expansion on the eiffel tower and triffel tower, the five-ffel tower involves five men having a five-way high-five over the top of their female participant.
That lady really puts out. I hear when she was hanging out with Brad and Steve and Mike and Stan and Dave that she let them Five-ffel tower her.
by TheHappyBrewmaster September 27, 2010
Get the Five-ffel towermug.