Hym "It's LIKE splitting the baby but if instead of giving the baby to the woman who is upset about the baby getting cut in half... You INSTEAD... Just actually split the baby in half. That's a more apt analogy."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
Get the Splitting The Babymug. When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina
I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !
I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker
I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker
by Debyumyum March 28, 2020
Get the Split the whiskermug. The "Denver Split" occurs when a guy starts to take a piss and the stream splits into two streams that go different directions. Usually this only lasts a couple of seconds, sometimes it persists. I first heard this term in 1966 and can't believe there's no google hits on it to this very day!
"I had a huge Denver Split and pissed all over the floor."
"Why is just your right shoe wet? Didja have a Denver Split?
"What a Denver Split! I actually crossed streams with the guy standing next to me."
"Why is just your right shoe wet? Didja have a Denver Split?
"What a Denver Split! I actually crossed streams with the guy standing next to me."
by Loco Moco October 10, 2013
Get the denver splitmug. To have a three-some
by Trixie Gurb September 12, 2012
Get the Split A Littermug. Def- when one ball is poking out of each side of your underwear, creating an illusion of them being split in half.
Ex- Chris- “Yo did you see Anderson split gumming last night?”
Curtis- “Yeah bro the huzz were digging it!”
Curtis- “Yeah bro the huzz were digging it!”
by jtrain1243 May 3, 2025
Get the Split Gummingmug. Contagious laughter, sometimes referred to as side-splitting laughter, usually occurring in group of people witnessing a funny event or joke
by Smash Ogre April 12, 2022
Get the Splitsmug. Wen You Finna Straight Hood In The Streets It Get Too Surreal And Oblique All In All Shock Of Disbelief, Feeling Of Casualty Agony, Thoughts Of Atrocious Animosity, and “I Love Yous”. Is Just A Nice Way Of Saying ShutUp. Reoccurring Memories Of Child Abuse. Too Much To Soak in The Process of a Living Fantasy; Nightmare When You Still wake Of No Sleep, Invalid Intolerance Then Seeing Shadowy Figures Wen The Lights Be Off NGL No Cap (FR) FR (For Real)
Buddy Boi: Ayye Bro Was Up You Straight Gotta Talk A Few Dem Circles?
That Guy: Naw Man These Split Bricks Finna Jabbin At Me Again. Got Me Trippin Up My Conscience Like, I Have 2 Scenarios 1 of My Expectation what I want Then the other 1 Reality Check where I gotta glimpse at a near day déjà vu But From Tomorrow. Gettin Ready To Finna Split The Bricks In half so it can be gone DidDone Delt Wit Finna My Heart in my stomach of Guilt But What I Do. It Like Off All The People I Met Where I Met It altered. Then I Be Half Asleep I see my room On the left then a cousins room on the right Then I walk into a wall.
Buddy Boi: Bummer
That Guy: Naw Man These Split Bricks Finna Jabbin At Me Again. Got Me Trippin Up My Conscience Like, I Have 2 Scenarios 1 of My Expectation what I want Then the other 1 Reality Check where I gotta glimpse at a near day déjà vu But From Tomorrow. Gettin Ready To Finna Split The Bricks In half so it can be gone DidDone Delt Wit Finna My Heart in my stomach of Guilt But What I Do. It Like Off All The People I Met Where I Met It altered. Then I Be Half Asleep I see my room On the left then a cousins room on the right Then I walk into a wall.
Buddy Boi: Bummer
by Pyre No Chill October 19, 2020
Get the Split Bricksmug.