Blood Hat

When you pop a girls "cherry" in an abandon house and you don't know what to do with the blood, so you put it in an old hat and throw it into the forest.

oh shit! I forgot my "blood hat", i guess we'll have to use this towel.

by Shlabadabadingdong21 April 8, 2010

Turkish Hat

The act of ejaculating into your sex partner's hair.Most common after oral sex.

She didn't like the flavor of my "juice" so i gave her a Turkish hat.

by Ogasmic January 11, 2010

insulation hat

When someone (usually a carpenter) gets in trouble, they have to wear a bundle of insulation on their head a period of time determined by the severity of the deed.

I told you to put these trusses 24" on center, not 23"! Put on the insulation hat and get in the sonor tube for 15 minutes, you insubordinate bastard!

by avaraxus January 21, 2008

Vagina hat

The beef curtains are so big you pull them down your head to make a hat

Her beef curtains were so big I made a vagina hat out of it.

by SkyyJohnFan July 7, 2011

In the hat

Included with the overall package.

Can also mean complimentary.

Hotel customer: Can I also have a wake-up call?

Concierge: It's in the hat.

Kid in class: Can I borrow a pencil?

Other kid (handing him a mechanical pencil): Sure

Kid in class: Do you also have lead?

Other kid: It's in the hat.

by WinterHL November 11, 2011

ass-hat

Less Than Three

What guys think the Heart symbol in chatting is. <3

Jen: I <3 You

Mike: What? Why do you ass-hat me?

by GX2 April 19, 2005

pope hat

A wide collection of pointy "hats" worn by the pontiff himself. The collection ranges from Star Wars pope hats to Oprah Pope Hats. He wears any pope hat on a given day depending on his mood.

"Dude, is that Geraldo Rivera Pope Hat fucking sweet?"!

by Anonymous July 8, 2003