William Halpern

New Paltz middle school quire teacher who claims he is fourteen, but some sources point towards him being twenty-eight. Tall, awkward and a little geeky, Mr. Halpern uses finger-guns more than the average twelve-year-old. He has been depicted artistically as both a llama and a dinosaur, and both fit him very well.

"Who's that awkward eight grader?" "Oh, that's William Halpern."

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william cloud

The most bad-ass individual who ever walked the earth. He loves God, self improvement, learning lots of cool and interesting things, is an extrovert at times, while being extremely introverted at others, is an all around cool, loving guy, likes to tell jokes and have fun, is a huge troll, and is a United States Marine. What a BAMF! meatspin.com

I was walking down the street when I saw William Cloud! Wow! Such sexy! Much Marine! So Cloud! meatspin.com

by Longrod Van Hugedong April 23, 2014

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William Henry

A William Henry is a sexual activity where two homosexual men dress up like Toffs and ejaculate into each other's mouths and then pass said ejaculate back and forth while one says William and the other says Henry

Me and my boyfriend just did a William Henry for the last 3 hrs

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The Brian Williams

When you tell a huge lie to get ahead in the world, gather street cred or to gain advantage with the ladies. Based on the realization that NBC's anchorman has been less than truthful in some of his reporting.

Bro #1: Dude, I finally got Missy to go home with me, it was awesome.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.

by Archanimal February 8, 2015

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