by Jaki J September 28, 2005
9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady, also know as Lady Dimitrescu is the sexiest thing you will ever see, upon meeting her ask for her to sit on you she will most likely decline and hang you up on a meat hook but it is worth a try. If your name is a mixture of Mark and Multiplier 9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady will not legally be able to eat you but will love you
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO SIT ON ME
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO SLICE ME TO RIBBONS
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO EAT MY MANTHING
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO SLICE ME TO RIBBONS
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO EAT MY MANTHING
by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 24, 2021
Also know as "bonding" is when a dolphin and a vampire spend time together and occasionally are affectionate while doing so.
by Yummyvampire November 25, 2013
Lady Dimitrescu, or Alcina Dimitrescu. A 9'6 tall vampire character that appears in Resident Evil: Village.
human 1: oh shit look at that!
human 2: what?
human 1: it's big tiddy tall vampire lady cardboard cut out!
human 2: what?
human 1: it's big tiddy tall vampire lady cardboard cut out!
by Skellly June 01, 2021
by Yourskoliosexualqueen December 03, 2021
It's like a French kiss, but where the sun don't shine.
When he said he wanted to give me a vampire kiss, I expected fangs, instead I got my asshole cleaned out.
by RedneckViking September 28, 2021
an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend
by KellyLovesIcedTea January 17, 2009