Slug Trailing

When you defecate on the flooring once or multiple times depending on how much trail you require. Then you prompt your backside into the defecations and then proceed to smear your backside all over the flouring to create a beautiful brown smear on the floortiles just like a slug trail

The Emperor landed by accident with his ass in some cowmanure and tries to clean it off with some grass nearby. He is Slug Trailing right now.

by TheBaldmansPodcast March 2, 2025

Silky Trails

The act of lightly caressing someone’s head, back, legs or feet

My husband gave me silky trails last night and put me straight to sleep.

by JdithJ October 26, 2018

Snap Back, The Old Dusty Trail

What I call homo-sapiens with cystic lesions.

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good... you are snap back, the old Dusty trail.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025

Trail Ready

The damanging of the exterior of a four-wheel drive car, causing it to be visually unpleasing, but ready to go onto 4x4 trails.

"I bent my fender on a tree yesterday, it's now trail ready."

by vanlul June 2, 2009

Snail Trail

A sexual act in which a woman drags her wet vagina across a reclining partners chest or face

Linda's snail trail is so messy It soaked the whole bed

by bigdaddypenis April 21, 2020

Oregon Trail

Following the 2020 decriminalization of most drugs by Oregon. The Oregon Trail is a line of coke so long that you die of dysentery half way through.

Did you hear about Johnny?
No, what happened?
Dude tried the oregon trail at that party...he didn't make it.
How'd he di- wait....don't you dare say it.

by BurntOutMedic November 10, 2020

Snicker Trail

An over ran FOURTH POINT OF CONTACT of milk chocolate, soft nougat, and chunks of peanut.

Not wiping properly after a healthy BM, post-shower, and insisting your partner performs their famous anal CULK SMASH. Not knowing they're headed down a filthy path.

Dude, when Khloe got out of the shower she told me to come up and fuck her in the ass. What she forgot to mention was that she took a fresh shit AFTER the shower! Who does that?! She looked back at me and said, "Welcome to the Snicker Trail! Your peanut allergy is most welcome!" Luckily I had my EpiPen.

by Jberry0816 January 13, 2024