by RusselJamesies April 23, 2014
Get the Smale trailmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
Get the snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...mug. Big road in Calgary. Quickest way to die in a vehicle accident because nobody can drive for shit in Calgary.
Bro: I want to claim insurance after a car crash, how will I achieve this?
Me: Go onto Deerfoot Trail. Some bitch going 140 in a 90 will help you out.
Me: Go onto Deerfoot Trail. Some bitch going 140 in a 90 will help you out.
by somestupidwhiteguy66 October 23, 2025
Get the Deerfoot Trailmug. A man that is sort of tall.
You could be a jackass to him, and he will play around with you too if you don't get too serious.
He has dirty blonde hair with the bluest eyes you have ever seen.
He is amazing at sex, an great with his tongue. His weiner is huge, so big, it will tear your insides. If you aren't careful, you could fall for him.
It's impossible to not think he is strange, but he is still very fun.
You could be a jackass to him, and he will play around with you too if you don't get too serious.
He has dirty blonde hair with the bluest eyes you have ever seen.
He is amazing at sex, an great with his tongue. His weiner is huge, so big, it will tear your insides. If you aren't careful, you could fall for him.
It's impossible to not think he is strange, but he is still very fun.
1) Man, that Eric Trail is tall.
2) That Eric Trail's eyes are as blue as pool water.
3) I want to see an Eric Trail's weiner.
4) It is impossible to forget an Eric Trail.
2) That Eric Trail's eyes are as blue as pool water.
3) I want to see an Eric Trail's weiner.
4) It is impossible to forget an Eric Trail.
by RedHead August 21, 2012
Get the Eric Trailmug. Refers to da randomly-dropped "dotted line" of garments on da floor dat you follow down da hallway to "sleuthingly" determine which room a pair of acutely-horny lovebirds went into in order to "get it on".
If no "trail of cluthes" is present, you might also be able to figure out which room the naughty couple is presently occupying by using a stethoscope on each of the bedroom doors, and carefully listening for moans, mattress-squeaking, etc.
by QuacksO January 18, 2020
Get the trail of cluthesmug. Just a regular "trial" license but spelled wrong. Mostly done by oblivious non-native English speakers/writers.
Him: OMG! Stop ordering trail-licenses, they'll cost us money after 30 days!!!
You: It's a "Trial" license. Not trail!
You: It's a "Trial" license. Not trail!
by HenkdeTank July 19, 2023
Get the Trail-licensemug. Shit piss period blood and semen mixed into you significant others drink while having intercouse and watching Ted 2
Vinnie- bro I just had some Portland trail mix
Jackson Howell- yummy leave some for me nextime
Vinnie- idk I might be hungry
Jackson Howell- yummy leave some for me nextime
Vinnie- idk I might be hungry
by The Liberian February 28, 2025
Get the Portland Trail Mixmug.