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Police

the civil force of a national or local government, responsible for the prevention and detection of crime and the maintenance of public order.
"When someone is killed, the police have to be informed."
by anonymous September 3, 2021
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police the area

to tidy something, make something look nice and uniform
My dad made us police the area before leaving for our friends.
by wallboard283 June 8, 2023
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Police

They're dimwits. Students from high school who were poor academics, went on to college undecided and lazily chose criminal justice to graduate on time. Sociopathic behavior, self righteous, and all too easily brainwashed.

They are chasing their own tails cause they don't truly know theirnleaders are the true sources of evil. They chase criminals because they are criminally minded themselves. They are envious that criminals get away with crimes, meaning they wish deep down they could get away with criminal acts, which is why they do. Eventually become criminals themselves.

They are drenched in dark energies all day. They are losers who upon joining a gang, feel loved and accepted. Their weapon, badges, uniform, give them an ego boost. They see themselves as demigods whereas in life, they are simply losers. So they join a gang to feel power over another being. It satisfies them.

They do good cause that's their job, not cause they're any good themselves. No gos annointed them as more upright or righteous than another person. The laws they uphold are written by a bunch of criminals themselves.

They won't admit to this because they haven't dissected themselves this psychologically deep.
Police are brainwashed, they can't think for themselves because they have already given their minds over to be governed. If they were true truthseekers they'd be deep into alternative critical thinking theories.
by TruuthBurke June 18, 2025
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Chief of Police

Not only here to better himself but his community. He is the change. Sounds like a motivational butter bar.
Wow Chief of Police in Oz is a real motivator. He needs to chill.
by BuggarSuggar10 March 30, 2022
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Transition Police

'Transition police' is used to describe people who gate-keep other people's transitions from one sexual orientation to another. The LGBT community favors access, and inclusion, and is not a restrictive community. It supports liberation. Transition police often try to restrict and decide for another person, whether they can belong to the sexual identity that the person has chosen for themselves.
Andrew: How was last night?

Megan: I thought I was lesbian, but now, I think I might be Bi.

Andrew: Well, you can't just say that because you had a great time Provo-Soaking with Ozi...

Megan: Quit being transition police!

Andrew: Oops! My bad.
by Sixti060 November 24, 2022
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Police-Chan

The woman who loves you all, she stops crooks and also is a mother to the motherless, a lover to the loveless.
I love Police-Chan, she made me feel alive again- totally my waifu uwu
by KittyMeowCatUwu February 20, 2021
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New Zealand police

Also known as Ngā Pirihimana o Aotearoa the New Zealand Police are the National Police of Aotearoa New Zealand. First being created in the 1860’s as the New Zealand Armed Constabulary and being renamed to the New Zealand Police Force in 1886 and with the word force being removed from the name in 1958.
Did you see the New Zealand Police responding to the crash last night

“Yea I did there was a lot of them”
by mlater November 15, 2023
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