Small kid that rides bikes for too long every single day until he fucks his legs doing knee swaps. Goofy ahh mullet too.
by JakeWakey3000 December 20, 2023

Someone who is way too happy and thinks they know everything when they don't and all they do is make people feel worse
by buddyandtobiaslois December 14, 2019

Eli is the type of person who can be very crazy. Adele’s normally are attracted to Eli’s. They don’t say when they like you but you can always tell.
by Kyuji13_Rose November 4, 2023

He’s a dumb tall blond. He’s dumb when it comes to common sense things as well as emotional intelligence (he’s peering over my shoulder trying to correct me rn)
by Nowhyjustlikewhy February 20, 2024

A total peice of shit you should never talk to, he will pretend to love you at first and then dump you with no remorse don't be in a relationship with an Eli. also most Eli's are total nerds massive turn off
by ill kick Eli's ass October 29, 2020

When you are smoking kush and right before someone takes a hit you jizz into the cone piece and sprinkle lime juice on it to give the bong hit more of a zing. If done correctly you should cough up cum for the next few weeks. You can do the advanced eli cone by jizzing into your hand and throwing it across the room into the cone piece. This takes alot more skill and good technique and if done incorrectly you can throw jizz into the person who is smoking and they will beat the shit out of you. With the advanced eli cone you also have to throw the lime across the room.
by phatphuckincock69 June 21, 2017

Carl-Elie is the GOAT
by thelilcactus667 November 23, 2021
