Don't open that door!

used to say that it's better not to ruminate on something as it will only trigger the process of self-loathing

Chandler: What's wrong with me? Ohh, don't open that door!

by Catchmedoingthat July 5, 2016

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whore to door service

Offered by the beneficiary of a one night stand to spare the obligatory walk of shame the next morning by the other party.

Stew: Dude, did you really drive that girl home this morning?

Matty: Ya, it was raining and she took it like a champ last night. She earned "whore to door service".

by Dubble Trubble April 9, 2008

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A teenage male, very wholesome and unassuming, and maintains an innocence about him. Very sincere, sometimes shy, sometimes confiedent and rarely arrogant. A sweet boy, someone who girls are proud to bring home to their parents because of his charm, demeanor and sincerity. Very innocent when it comes to romance, almost always a virgin.

Topher Grace in "Win A Date With Tad Hamilton," a great example of a boy next door

by Rusch April 16, 2007

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front door trots

1.)menstruation
2.)see John Kerry

1.) Dat bitch Sue done fucked up ma weekend, she's gots da front door trots. Meh!
2.) Looks like the Dems are going to lose again this year, Muffy. They are nominating that front door trots fellow Kerry. Do we have any merlot left?

by fucwad March 17, 2004

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Two door shit

A shit of such magnatude that its odour can pentrate through two intermediate doors and enter the adjacent room or corridor.

There are rumours of a three door shit, but these are as yet unfounded.

A four door shit would be legendary.

"Christ! That stinks! Bailey's just done a two door shit!"

by the_caretaker June 9, 2005

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