cut the carpet

to sever all ties, to break off all relations with (someone)
When my best friend betrayed me by sleeping with my wife, I cut the carpet between us.
by soy_sauce June 08, 2010
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Cut & Run

To leave without debate or facing the issue.
Person 1 : "You think you're a celebrity because of your notoriety as a complete tard"
Tard : "I be stars, man."
Person 2 : "Nice Cut & Run. You just proved you are indeed a moron. Even the army of Tardistan wouldn't let you enlist."

by NonTard May 10, 2007
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cut friend

fuck buddy - a platonic friendship that involves occasional sexual intercourse.
"You still hooking up with your cut fried?"
by B December 04, 2003
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Cutting Muffins

A euphemism for farting. Similar to cut the cheese or baking brownies.
Everyone thought the smell was just Greg baking brownies, when in actuality he was cutting muffins.
by eeyore57 September 03, 2004
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telephone cut

A cut, usually with an ox, that is curved from one's ear to their upper lip. This represents a telephone. Can also be a verb; the act of giving someone this type of cut.
"She came up out that fight with a telephone cut, yo! That bitch got *bleep*ed up!"

"I'ma telephone cut that ho!"
by KK From Around the Way May 12, 2005
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Full Cut

A measurement of weed usually enough to go the whole way across a ziploc sandwhich bag...its usually less then 1/2 inch.
Colin: Damn dude im too poor to afford a full cut of headies.

George: Its all good just get a full cut of Mids.
by BigZ Pimpin September 11, 2008
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Bowtailwing Cut

A haircut made famous by a rediculous mom at snipits. Bowl cut on top close in the middle, mullet like around the edges. Its fabulous.
Hey I want my kid to have the Bowtailwing cut today!
by Vamegnik71 November 05, 2010
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