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Hot Air Balloon

When a person is farts in another’s mouth while having their ass eaten out.
Jasmine filled me a my mouth up with a hot air balloon last night
by Bismallah January 20, 2023
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Balloon

Verb describing what one does on social media to get attention for performing otherwise mundane tasks.
Look at this gal drinking all that milk and begging for follows and likes; I’ve never seen someone balloon so hard before.
by Your_Spell_Checker November 23, 2022
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Czech Water Balloon

A Czech waterballoon is when someone puts MDMA or MDA in the tip of a condom that has had a hole poked in the tip & then place's the condom on an errect penis before initiating sex, the fluids from intercourse then mix with the mdma and slowly squirt out with the bonus being when the man ejaculates it mixes and then absorbs and squirts out into the partner getting both parties high.
Bro I gave that chick a Czech water balloon last night and had her squirming.
by GeminaTor January 4, 2023
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Glue Balloons

Fuck, my glue balloons got stuck in the door
by tonytonytonytony June 16, 2024
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Balloon knot squeak

The ancient art of spreading one's butt cheeks apart and touching anus's.
My friend Bill is right into yoga and shit, I heard he gave jenn the balloon knot squeak. It's when you lay ass to ass, and touch anus's
by Canadian not a cannotadian January 2, 2022
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quarter ballooning

After exacting a quarter roll (either glueing or rubber banding your foreskin as to not allow fluid to pass) , you piss or ejaculate into your closed off foreskin to create a balloon-like feature
I'm going to be quarter ballooning when I pound Sara in with my quarter roll
by Savag3 af January 26, 2018
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Balloon Dog Years scale

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017
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