Skip to main content

Deep Creek Belt Buckle

When a bald headed Irish man positions his freshly shaven bean bag uncomfortably within his trouser zipper, walk around for hours at the club with only a few select meat gazers, celebrities, and ladies noticing, and doesn’t even need a moisturizer.
When asked if you want to see the Deep Creek Belt Buckle, don’t look down!

Wow! Although the cheeseburger moved to a slider, that Belt Buckle sure is impressive!

Irish Guy: Hey I love the work you’ve been doin, check out my belt buckle…
Actor: Cool!

Irish Guy: I’m going to put the beans away
Group: please don’t, it’s actually wierd when they aren’t out!
by Rick&Donnie July 22, 2022
mugGet the Deep Creek Belt Bucklemug.

Green Belt

A Male/Female that thinks that they can kick ass. They are also typically enrolled in Karate and kung fu; however, popular belief says that he/she is a dumb ass. Is also used in a derogatory way.
Grace- Oh, look out it's Jacob. And he is a Green belt. Wow, man!
Jacob-*not caring* Yeah, your cool.
Grace-*makes mocking motions hinting at karate*
Jacob-*glares questioningly at Grace and realizing that the human race is doomed*
by Your_Boiii_23 October 7, 2017
mugGet the Green Beltmug.

Bungie Belt

When a redneck forgets his/her belt and uses a bungie strap to keep their crack covered.
Jr. was on a job remoldelin a trash trailer, and caught a crack draft. He then went to his truck, straped on a bungie belt, now his crack is free form trash talk.
by wormalnermal March 20, 2010
mugGet the Bungie Beltmug.

Bivalve Belt

Polittically liberal culture, or lack of culture, like, whatever, within clamming distance of the coasts and inland salt water bodies (Puget Sound, Straits of Juan de Fuca, estuaries) of Washington, Oregon, Northern California, British Columbia, and Alaska. Spiritual Icon is Ivar Haglund (deceased and not risen again), Seattle seafood restauranteur and local character, noted for his sagely peaceful spiritual advice, "Keep Clam." Bivalve Belt persons are noted for prissily liberal politics, a fun-demented belief that Ivar will stay dead, 'Save the Spotted Owl' bumper stickers, and walking in the rain without umbrellas. A few have drowned by staring at the sky (overcast) with their mouths open.
Eat your heartland out, Midwest and Southern states, you've got the Bible Belt, but we here in the Northwest Corner are the Bivalve Belt.
by Darwin'sFossilizedArmdillo October 3, 2012
mugGet the Bivalve Beltmug.

Belt trick

Wrapping a belt around one thigh and back of your neck so you can synch your head down in order to perform a blowjob on yourself.
Couldn't get that prude to give me a blow job last night so I dropped her off and used the ol belt trick when I got home.
by RAV4 Leemus November 21, 2020
mugGet the Belt trickmug.

Chatcity Belt

Any anti-booting software program used to protect yourself in chat rooms.
Dawg, they can come in here with all the boot codes they want. I got my chatcity belt on tight tonight!
by mrbronz July 21, 2010
mugGet the Chatcity Beltmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email