bear puss

Noun: A Bear Puss is a giant bear sized vagina that hungers for those in the upper class of the male patriarchy. The bear puss does not desire sex, but only the utter destruction of all successful men who disfavor the opinion of a woman. To most it is a kind and benevolent creature that seeks only to love and share kindness.

Dude 1: Yo dawg! I came up to my lady the other day in the library and started hitting it from the back! She was totally into it! When I finished I nutted all over this child standing close by and then compassionately kissed her. I reminded her how important she was to me and the significance of our relationship! It was a magical moment.

Trump-esque dude: Bro dawg bro! Fuck all that loving bull shit! You should’ve just punched her in her vagina and sent her back into the kitchen where she belongs! Women don’t matter! GRAB HER BY DAT PUSSSSSAYYYYYY!

Dude 1: Woah dawg. Not cool.

Dude 2: Yeah man. Keep talking like that and you will have a Bear Puss come in here and slowly eat you alive! Nobody wants that mo-fo. RESPECT WOMEN YOU CUNT!

by Geltick January 21, 2018

Ted Bear

Ted Bear is a character created by Explosim Entertainment in their animated series Cyanide And Happiness , he acts like the Bear Grills of the set universe.
He has appeared in two shorts so far, the first in which he dies of overeating for "survival" and the second in which he splits open his overweight dead body from the inside like a snakeskin and emerges alive and well.
His catchphrase is "survival".

I'm Ted Bear and today I'm teaching you about survival!

by Nevernamed22 June 11, 2016

Artie Bear

nickname for the most awesome man in the whole entire world. used to describe a man who, on the outward appearance, is a scary military man, but on the inside is a cuddly, lovable, giggly pile of fluff

"That airmen is kinda scary looking, with his 'I will kill you' expression."

"Oh don't mind him, he's really just an Artie Bear."

by MayMay27 September 26, 2009

trumpy-bear

a handsome amazing bear. has a ass-kicking smile, and doesn't put up with bull-shit

karen: saves a chiled before it falls off a cliff. you: wow, she is a total trumpy- bear

oscar: destroys a whole army of evil farts! kiera: i love that trumpy-bear man!!

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

Holly Bear

A beautiful girl with a amazing personality She is very shy and insecure but once you get to know her you will never want to lose her. If you have the privilege of dating her you should consider your self the luckiest person alive because she will always love you and care for you unconditionally.

Friend 1: He how are thing going between you two

Friend 2 : oh things are going great me and Holly Bear are really happy together

Friend 3 : you guys are so cute together

Friend 1: so cute

by Shorty bear August 28, 2020

hibernation bear

A girl who goes into hiding during winter because she hates the cold so much. You won't see her until spring comes and she's finally shaved her legs.

Ashley is my little hibernation bear from October until May.

by sly foxy December 20, 2016

Keir Bear

Keir Bear is the beautifullest, coolest, and nicest person ever. You’ll be lucky to befriend one or even find one in the wild. They are very sensitive at first but will warm up to you rather quickly if your cool. Keir Bears are very ✨aesthetic✨ And look like they came straight from Pinterest because that’s how perfect they are. Go find yourself a Keir Bear, it can only do good. <3

Person 1: Who’s your bestie?
Fern: Keir Bear ofc she’s the best

PS: Keira of your reading this I love you <3

by FERNSMILEYFACE April 27, 2022