ass glance

When someone sexually attractive walks by you; you have noticed the front view, and found it interesting and then you turn your head slightly after passing by, to get a quick glance at their ass. Something that usually really pisses off your bf/gf, if with you.

Man, let's walk by that hawt chick, I have got to go for an ass glance.

by Quido1 July 27, 2010

ass kegels

The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.

Man, there was so much traffic on my way home that I had to do ass kegels to hold it in.

by Jamie Madders November 10, 2014

ass mopper

a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass

I caught blair in the mens room. He is a known ass mopper.

by patrickdiddy April 29, 2009

ass pests

Anything living that does not belong in your ass, including insects, arachnids or snakes.

My father tended to seek out the higher-end and therefore very well-maintained campgrounds that would be less likely to have ass pests.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2021

Ass dandruff

The microscopic skin flakes of ass, scrotum and taint dispersed when an individual removes his drawls. Usually found on toilet seats.

I had to wipe the toilet seat twice because the guy before me dropped so much ass dandruff.

I was going down on the guy and when he pulled off his boxers all his ass dandruff flew into the air.

by Jt-NYC May 15, 2014

cameron's ass

The most well shaped ass in the world the way it jiggles in yoga pants is just jaw dropping and that all the guys want some of that jiggle

Hey did you see Cameron's ass in yoga pants.
Yea it's so amazing

by Glyclick February 9, 2015

ass moth

ass moth
A guy that wants to get laid so badly he hovers around any type of female, much like moths hover around a flame. Much like moths, he is consistantly rebuffed by the object of his desire.

Mike: Yo, I saw Sven hanging around the sorority house again.

Andy: That guy is such an Ass Moth.

Both: haha

by Exmar May 17, 2008