Stanley Steamer 

When two people on a cold winter day and/or night, go outside with a cup of warm/hot water and straw in hand. One of them pulls their butt out, while the other proceeds to put the water in their mouth, then blow into the anus of the other with the straw, then have it farted back into their face in a clean, warm, and steamy mist.

"My face feels so dry and itchy when it gets cold outside like this, would you mind giving me a Stanley Steamer?"
"You know what's better than sitting inside watching MTV's Teen Mom? Going outside and giving each other Stanley Steamers!!!"

Stanley Steamer by Themostgiftedpenis-of-them-all January 7, 2012

milwuakee steamer 

when your partner is tea-baggin your balls you take a steamy crap on their chest. If its cold enough as it would be in milwuakee it will then send colums of steam off of their chest.

she tea-bagged me so good i left a milwuakee steamer on her chest.

milwuakee steamer by zakdaddy August 2, 2006

Boston Steamer 

to grab someone by the neck and drag them out into the snow outside and the open there mouth and crap in it.

Joey was pissed at his drunken friend Dan who slept with his girlfriend so he took him outside and gave him a Boston Steamer

Boston Steamer by William Ethier March 11, 2003

Sri Lankan Steamer

Person who shits their pants when force is applied.

Bob had a Sri Lankan Steamer after he was punched in the face!

Sri Lankan Steamer by One Two February 6, 2008

steamer nipples 

Nipples resembling the delicious New England clams steamed with their donkeys covered in foreskin.

Damn Zay! That chicks got some Reveah Steamer nipples!

steamer nipples by McJeezy November 5, 2013

pinchin' steamers down at the lake 

choppin' mud down at the water shed, punchin' grumpy, dropping the kids off at the pool, wrestling a growler, working things out, messing up the toilet, relieving the infield, and of course pooping.

"Where are you going with that coffee can?" . . . "I am taking it to pinch some steamers down at the lake before the clam bake."

pinchin' steamers down at the lake by road show December 8, 2004

paddle steamer 

Sexual act which involves dropping a cleveland steamer on a lady's chest before then performing a motorboat or for a more realistic speed (in proportion to the mode of transport mentioned in the name of the sexual act), a rowing boat.

Last night I found a local crackwhore for some paddle steamer action.

paddle steamer by DrJonas May 20, 2010