Squirrel's penis

The insertion of a wetted finger into another person's ear.

I was confused and amused when Chantal put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrel's penis.'

by Super Sandy Cheeks February 5, 2022

packing squirrels

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.

That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels

by russ e September 10, 2008

Peep Squirrel

A strip of paper used for binding together individual plan sheets which, in a combined and bound state, comprise a "set" of plans.

Yo ... thread me summa dat Peep Squirrel dawg!

by Cleaveroy Languini August 30, 2007

Algerian Squirrel

Similar in appearance, but a tad smaller than the Nigerian Squirrel.
Thought to have the same origins, and was discovered by the same archaeologist in the same fashion.

"Is that a Nigerian Squirrel?"
"No, it's an Algerian Squirrel"

by werty29991 December 21, 2014

Buffet Squirrel

One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.

example: Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .
Buffet Squirrel = Food Stealer

by Nathan Drack January 25, 2019

SUICIDE SQUIRREL

The squirrel with a death wish, that chews through live wires and runs in front of cars, that fall from trees and power lines.

Often found unmarred in the street.

I had almost made it home when that SUICIDE SQUIRREL caused my accident.

by amiibootoyou November 5, 2010

squishy squirrel

When a female has over sized vagina lips and/or clitorous and its very saggy, floppy, and squishy like the sleeves of a wizard. Can also hold nuts like a nut in a squirrels cheeks.

Guy 1: Man, I wish i had intercourse with that girl.
Guy 2: No you don't want to wish that, she had a squishy squirrel.

by doobersmacker August 2, 2010