squasation

A form of or device for torture or punishment in former times, in which the victim had his arms bound behind,his feet heavily weighted and was jerked up and down on a rope passing under his arms. Also see strappado.

"We used squasation on him."

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

Squat Job

When a girl is laying down and doesn't feel like doing the work; so the guy squats over her and does the work of vigorously jacking off his junk in her mouth:no hands bitch; imitating the action of doing squats.

- Ena & Caitie trademark this bitch (:

Girl: I'm tired, shove it down me baby.

Boy: Alright, squat job it is.

by enaANDcaitie September 29, 2010

Heavily Squatted

The act of one homosexual male taking a large dump on his partner's chest after having engaged in oral\anal sex.

Nigel hooked up with that twink last night and he queened and heavily squatted him.
The twink had to use a putty knife to get the shit off.

by StoOdin February 25, 2009

suicide squat

A squat so heavy that a person at least injures themselves. If done successfully the injury can even be terminal.

Did you hear that John made a suicide squat? I hope he survives.

by Agiz August 24, 2016

Diddly squat

Nothing

"I cannot do diddly squat without hearing all these leftists complain about something new every hour

by 91_Percent_Isopropyl June 20, 2018

NESP Squat

When you put an extreme amount of weight on a squat rack that even a body builder can’t squat. Then you put it On your shoulders and go down about 1 inch and come back up and rack the bar, and everyone in the gym is recording you and hyping you the fu*k up.

“ Bro I’m diesel, I squatted 700 lbs “
“Dude your not diesel, that was a NESP squat”

by Crossfit July 21, 2019

the old pinch n' squat

when a woman pinches her butt cheeks together and squats on top of a man to increase sexual stimulation.

" I was hoping for felatio but instead she gave me the old pinch n' squat"

"The old pinch n' squat, works every time!"

by stfumct September 5, 2016