SQUAD LEADER

A name given to someone so awesome, they use special ops communication in day-to-day life.

Brad: "Hey Matt!"
Matt: "THIS IS SQUAD LEADER TO BRAVO SQUAD, OVER."

Brad: "Dude, I farted so bad."
Matt: "SHOTS FIRED, NEED BACKUP."

by ZUUUUUULE December 25, 2008

circular firing squad

People involved in an idea or policy that is obviously self-defeating to everyone else but them. Used to described some group that is so clueless that one could show them a diesel engine and ask them to find the spark plugs.

The entire Bush administration and all others who decided to invade Iraq.

by federalq2b October 3, 2004

teen girl squad

the most awesomest cartoon ever! made by Strongbad!With Cheerleader, SO-and-SO and WHats-her-face and the Ugly one! THis cartoon is more awesome then u can imagine!!!!

I have a crush on every boy

by coolpersonyo August 23, 2003

neck squad

1. slutty/dirty/haggard girls who go to rochester high and give the neck, usually multiple times in 1 night.

2. some of the most annoying bitches you'll ever meet in rochester, michigan.

1. Dude, you get neck from Jordan?
Yeah, why?
Dude, she's in the neck squad, better get yourself checked out ASAP, she just gave head to 5 other guys.

by highlife420 May 22, 2009

Geek Squad

A group of retarded monkeys that work at best buy thinking they can fix computers but in all reality is screw them up worse then they really are.

Geek squad: Heres your computer mam
Customer: Is if fixed?
Geek Squad: I dont know there wasnt a bannana in it
Customer: WTF?!

by Fresh Like Mike jones March 1, 2008

Squadums

A phenomenon that can't be explained. people have wondered what or what squadums is, are, was since the dawn of time.

"Oh Shit" "I Saw Squadums!"

by SandymA April 6, 2010

squad girl

A girl in your squad that has/will fuck with any other squad member

"I'm glad I'm not the only squad member our squad girl has fucked with bro!"

by Little rock 101 March 28, 2015