spelunking

The act of spelunking is mysterious. Many define it as such: a man does a little booty diving followed by immediate removal of the penis and placement back into the girls (now warm) poon.

Luke called Allison on Friday, enticing her with the promise of a hot night of spelunking.

by onecrazymofucka April 13, 2006

spunk

spazy drunk, whiter version of crunk

yo dude im bout to get spunk in da club

by emmanem May 2, 2005

slunky

A combination of a monkey and a slut -- therefore creating a slunky.

A certain somebody, who would not let me use his name, thinks that a certain someone is a slunky.

by Marcus A. February 26, 2005

Splunkyt

The fun game of enjoyment whereby one or more bro's aim their love pumps at a designated target and unload a round of manmilk. He who is closest to the mark recieves a high five and a minute to collect himself.

"My dad fucking creamed me at splunkyt this weekend"
"Man, I got kicked out of my fraternity cause I suck so bad at splunkyt"

by J-town Rivers November 17, 2011

Splunked

To be very drunk, high, or both at one time. An over all under the influence state of mind.

Dude Matt is fucked up, yeah hes totally splunked.

by BadLarry4 December 24, 2014

sklunk

To walk heavily dragging one's feet due to being uncomfortable and having embarrassed oneself.

John sklunked out of the room after making a fool out of himself.

by Princess Nine November 4, 2012

spunk gutter

A gutter fitted round beds in gay friendly hotels in Amsterdam to catch excess sperm.

I can't believe you booked us into the "Quentin" that place is so gay it has spunk gutters fitted.

by surrender monkey May 11, 2012