Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.
Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp
Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp
by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024
Get the Split Bongomug. After living alone for many years the girl knew it was time for a peanut butter split to take the edge off
by clickeye3 August 27, 2018
Get the peanut butter splitmug. by veryhotman6969 January 7, 2022
Get the oreo splitmug. by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020
Get the Splitsmug. In this very daring sexual manuver you need a willing female and a pool table. First the female partner gets fastend to the pool table with her legs spread. Next the male partner takes the pool rack and places it with the one tip towards the vagina. Once all is in place the male takes the pool cue and takes aim for the rack. Hitting the ball with enough force the cue ball should hit the rack and force it up the females vagina' causing the vagina to split. This manuver should only be used on prostitutes and lot lizards.
Oi, that fuckin hooker stole my money ima give that bitch the three tip split and show her whos boss.
by THE COON AND FREINDS January 5, 2021
Get the The three tip splitmug. When you and your friend really want some good quality action and take a platano, throw whip cream on it and ENJOY it in many different ways IYKWIM!!!!!
Hey what are you doing today?
nothing. you wanna do something?
sure. how about a platano split?
Sounds great. ill bring a platanero to use the platano and we can have A TON OF FUN!
nothing. you wanna do something?
sure. how about a platano split?
Sounds great. ill bring a platanero to use the platano and we can have A TON OF FUN!
by Platanero IYKWIM! June 28, 2009
Get the Platano Splitmug. 