When pedofilic crossguards kick school childrens butts, they get booty particles stuck on their shoes. When the police/Chris Hansen track down pedos, they check the shoes for a bum sole. Because of this, you can see pedos lick their feet because it is a habit for them to lick the bum sole off of shoes.
Crossguard 1: How much more bum sole is on my shoes?
Crossguard 2: Depends on how many children you molested.
Chris Hansen: Why don’t you take a seat right over there?
Crossguard 2: Depends on how many children you molested.
Chris Hansen: Why don’t you take a seat right over there?
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Get the Dream Soldier mug.An individual that religiously attends every football game possible with the sole purpose of fighting all people who support any team other than their own. Traits include: very low intelligence and the ability to consume unimaginable volumes of alcohol in the form of cheap ass beer. They are known to never use their assigned seat and spend the entire duration of the game verbally assaulting both teams, referee and especially any supporter of any other team. Weapons of choice are the chair that they have been assigned to (if not nailed to the floor) and empty beer cans, glasses or anything they can pick up around them.
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Get the Football soldier mug.dude #1: bro did you and james hit a snowy sleddawg?”
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